C is for Clem in Cambodia’s Cacat Cybercafe

In: Cambodia|Travelogue

9 Jun 2007 10:21 pm

“Are you travelling alone?”

That was all that was needed to garner me a new companion throughout my flight to Siem Reap – I was contemplating at first whether to ask this middle-aged dude in his specs this very question, because I wasn’t sure how he might react. I understand that some people could be quite apprehensive about strangers talking to strangers so I had my reserves. But heck I bucked up my nerves and asked him the question anyway while we were queueing up when we were ready to board the plane.

So yes it all went well quite amicably, me sharing him information about Siem Reap and he in return, and after a while we both stopped talking abruptly and went about reading whatever books we brought. At least I really didn’t have to sit in Airasia’s Airbus next to the window alone, watching the various oddly-shaped clouds that seem to vary greatly in height.

After about 2 hours, we set foot onto Siem Reap International Airport, whose interior decoration looked a little like a 3-star or 4-star hotel. It was also deathly quiet, unlike the usual hustle and bustle and the endless streams of announcements that stroll in via speakers installed throughout the airport complex.

It was also great to have a companion even for a while, as I don’t have to seem so clueless and helpless getting my luggage etc. We set foot outside the entrance and saw a row of people with names on various placards, which is where I started to look for mine, and duly saw this young dude holding ‘MR Clement Chan’. After bidding goodbye to Mr Chong, the balding with a little white hair guy who looked like he was in his late 40s, who accompanied me throughout the 2-hour flight, we went to our respective pickup guy.

He immediately carried my almost 10kg luggage to what I know now as the tuk-tuk, a motorcycle but lugging behind it was a carrier of sorts with a shade ala the beca in Malacca. In that instant I was feeling rather euphoric, sitting in it rather comfortably, wind blowing at my face – maybe thanks to Haruki Murakami’s Norwegian Wood who managed to stir a sense of eccentricity in me. Siem Reap was an odd little modern-rural fusion – you have modern, glassy buildings on one street and right opposite it would be wooden huts. Doesn’t seem to fit in very well imo.

At this point I’ll have you know that I’m typing in a fan-powered cybercafe (NO AIRCON) that costs $USD0.75/hr, with very sucky keyboard (an almost broken Shift key, making punctuating capital letters very difficult) and an Internet connection so slow I don’t know if I can even post this up successfully (typing this in Wordpad as we speak).

Guess my tuk-tuk driver’s name. At first I thought it was ‘Kai’, until he pointed to the mass blue above did I realise it was ‘Sky’. Okay.. a little too fantastic and odd.

The modern roads of Siem Reap soon blistered into dust – I was wondering why Sky was wearing a mask (the one you wear during haze), and I saw perfectly then why he did that. I had to close my eyes rapidly or wipe my eyes several times as the dust kept flickering into me like a mini dust storm – it doesn’t help that in Siem Reap 90% of the vehicles on the road are motorcycles (probably because it’s cheaper to purchase then a car), and the carbon monoxide + dust combination can be rather disturbing. I’d not be surprised if I choke to death tonight with this air quality around..

I don’t quite know whether I should go on now.. I checked in into Siem Reap Riverside, which wasn’t the Angkor View Gueshouse I booked earlier, but that would suffice I guess. The guesthouse was better than I expected – and my room was simply brilliant. Though fan-powered at $6/night, it has two single-sized beds and the toilet was quite alright. Overall it was impeccably clean.

OK I just downed a can of Angkor Beer ($1 per can) so am feeling a little.. ‘hot’ inside, so to speak. I’ll cut the chase and bring you to my lunch, which I had at one of the ‘restaurants’ recommended by Sky. My fried rice with vegetables ($1) was mediocre, and my fresh lemon juice ($0.50) had several dead ants floating over it.

Dotdotdot. After scooping them out and drinking half of the glass, I decided to stop eating and drinking altogether lest I end up like Gopi – writhing around in the hotel room after catching food poisoning.

Angkor complex is fucking huge btw – I guess I’ll post more about it when I’m back with pictures, but let’s just say I made two quick acquaintances there: a rather enthusiastic, cute, Cambodian girl and a Malaysian Setiawan-based uncle. Don’t think I fancy the temples that much, or ancient ruins for that matter.. though Tra Promh (don’t know spelling) was very fascinating – it was where one of the Tomb Raider movies was shot.

All in all it was quite draining, and all I wanted to do when I get back was to change out of my sweat-drenched attire and shower and sleep. Was there from about 1pm-6pm.

And there was a little miscommunication between Sky and me, so instead of paying him $5 for the entire day of driving me around, it was $15. Huge difference I know, and I’m not in the mood to argue and get myself walloped in a dark alley with him, although he looked like the shy type.

What else. Oh the street where my guesthouse was at just had its electricity cut off wtf. Was just about to leave my room in search of a cybercafe, but had Sky fetched me to ‘town’ area instead. He asked me to get another tuk-tuk back to the guesthouse or walk home wtf. In complete darkness.

Being alone here wasn’t too bad – not as bad as I expected, thanks to the several acquaintances I’ve made, but I sure hope I can join up with Gopi and Siew asap tomorrow. Very friendly people over here, but it’s really fucking hot, maybe as hot as Malaysia or worse. And I just conveniently burned my freaking thigh against the motorcycle’s exhaust pipe (sp?), hurting like crap intermittently right now.

I’ll end this entry now.. think I’ll actually walk back all the way to my guesthouse (prolly 10 minutes from here) in pitch black darkness near the river, so hopefully I don’t get robbed or anything like it. See you in my next cybercafe visit (nobody online on MSN now wan.. T__T).

11 Thoughts to C is for Clem in Cambodia’s Cacat Cybercafe

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Saki UNITED STATES

June 10th, 2007 at 12:27 am

I checked to see when you had logged onto MSN, and you missed me by like 20 minutes. :[

Either you’re a weirdo or there’s something about Malaysian customs and strangers because..

I would never make friends with strangers. I’d rather go alone. D:

And like.. you’ve dashed my hopes of seeing some really super-cool cyber cafe. The one you were at sounds like a piece of shit. >_>

And you didn’t like.. COMPLAIN.. about your bug!Lemonade? I would’ve been like “NO, YOU GIVE ME A FUCKING NEW GLASS AND IF THERE ARE BUGS IN IT AGAIN I’M NOT PAYING FOR THIS.”

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But I’m glad to hear that you’re, mostly, alright. I was worried you’d die on the way or something because I always come up with the worst-case scenario.

You should put some uh.. burn-healing .. cream.. on your thigh or something if you haven’t already. Burns suck.

[storytime] This one time, I was playing with my dog, right? And my dad was barbecuing. Well we have this really little grill that he likes using and it’s only about uh.. 2 and a half feet tall. Well, I was little and stupid and I had my dog’s ball that he likes playing with. So I was teasing him like “You want the ball? You want it? :D” while backing up and I backed up right into the grill, totally burning up my calf. It was no good, but the burn scar once it had healed was shaped like Illinois. xD [/storytime]

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koekoecrunch MALAYSIA

June 10th, 2007 at 7:28 pm

haha, saki… in some places over here we can’t complain too much… coz they might spit on your food when they change for u ___

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Saki UNITED STATES

June 10th, 2007 at 11:25 pm

I wouldn’t want to eat there at all, then.

I’d rather take my money elsewhere. They can spit in my food all they want, I’ll just get up and leave.

For being a culture that’s really polite, food-service people sound like real assholes. >_>

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Clem MALAYSIA

June 25th, 2007 at 2:10 am

Saki: Even in Japanese culture, there’s bound to be hypocrisy and lots of backstabbing – so much for politeness.

But then again Cambodia’s food sucks seriously. Well, at least in Siem Reap.

AND I’M ALIVE PEOPLE. So much for blogging from the tardy internet cafes in Cambodia and Vietnam thanks to unprecedented server/wordpress errors, but I’m back and kicking. :D

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Saki UNITED STATES

June 25th, 2007 at 1:48 pm

So basically..

Asians are like coconut candies?

They’re nice and stuff on the outside but then they’re like way gross on the inside?

o.o

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poh yuen MALAYSIA

June 25th, 2007 at 3:26 pm

blackie LOL.

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Clem GERMANY

June 25th, 2007 at 6:07 pm

Saki: I’m not too sure I like coconut candies :p yeah I suppose that’s a good metaphor, but that can be applied to almost anyone around the world.

poh yuen: yeah I just realised that too.. LOL. banner a little too dark.

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poh yuen MALAYSIA

June 26th, 2007 at 12:42 am

yeap. n siew! so obscene!!! xD

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Clem GERMANY

June 26th, 2007 at 11:57 am

haha!! i think gopi lagi obscene :p

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Angela MALAYSIA

June 30th, 2007 at 12:28 am

nice title =)

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Clem GERMANY

June 30th, 2007 at 4:06 pm

lol thanks! :D

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