Donate-a-fat
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10 Oct 2005 3:21 pmIf you feel fat today, and would like to donate a piece of flab from your plumpish parts of your body to yours truly, feel free to do so by theoretical, magical, mystical or scientific means. Alternatively, leave a message here for an appointment for such a transfer and I’ll get right back to you.
You may also contact my secretary for an appointment, at 1-800-DONATEFATS. Or, send an SMS to 32322 with the text DONATE FAT FROM
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5 Thoughts to Donate-a-fat
ozzieong
October 11th, 2005 at 3:08 pm
what if i want the fat instead of donating fat?
jessieloi
October 11th, 2005 at 5:06 pm
haha, i was just about to ask the same question.
Clem
October 12th, 2005 at 9:46 pm
Uh…
Sorry, this charity serves to raise enough fat funds for me. And me alone. :(
If there are any excessive fats though, I’ll be sure to donate the rest to those who want ‘em. ;D
ozzieong
October 14th, 2005 at 11:57 am
yeah make sure you save some for me. i need it esp on the arms.
sharronda mew
August 19th, 2007 at 8:49 am
I want to donate the fat on my body. Please advise how do I go about this.