I love Malaysia!

Join me in the chorus of harmonious symphony, ladies and gentlemen! Let’s all proclaim our love to our beloved motherland with her unique diversity of races and culture!

10 Reasons Why I Love Malaysia:

• mamak stalls mmm (but don’t go to Tanjung SS15 in the afternoon. I went this afternoon, and damn lousy service – all rotis, naans, etcetc also sold out so dunno what to eat. My roti telur was so oily I can grow 1000 pimples a minute wtf)
• the horrible conditions and equally pimply, pothole-frequent roads! Oh yes not to mention a rise in toll! Let’s pay extra since we’re so generous woot.
• where else can you find civil state governments like PAS around the world? Do women’s navels bother you? Do you love wearing eye-boggling, body-hugging tops and jeans? Ban! It’s an insult to men who happen to watch enough porn to fill Africa with food and drinks!
• the Ringgit has finally strengthened against the US dollar, so conversion rate is now 3.5 times that of the US dollar compared to 3.6 previously. Woot to Malaysia! wtf so unrelated.
• Myvi! If there’s a car I’m willing and love to get, it’s this local car! Smooth, quiet engine for the win! RM40k-50k only! Also, it quite reminds me of the current Hyundai Matrix car (my mum’s) which I love to use all the time.
• OMG no exam fees for school-goers! Education for all regardless of financial status! Exam-oriented education! How can you not love Malaysia?
• Sex/violent scenes on movies despite already rated 18SX/18SG? Ban! Sorry I mean CUT! CHOP! SNIP! SCISSORS! KNIFE!
• MBs shouting nonsense in the parliament? Oh hey, look over there! *points to Zoo Negara* Look like our politicians wor! Oh so cute! Must give them food to eat. *pets*
• We’re all really a bunch of hypocrites. :D Saying that we all love one another regardless of race is all a bunch of poo, and it saddens me to witness this complete segregation that’s going downhill.
• Friends that I’ve met and accumulated throughout the years. It’s just love, man.

  “Wow, how absolutely exhilarating!” I hear you say. Now don’t you love Malaysia too? :D