Sunday, 30 July 2006 (5:03 pm)

Taxi Uncle

So Andy and I went for dinner earlier at about 7pm with Esther, Geok Leng and Sarah by my car at SS14’s Yu Kee (aka leng zhai shop as termed by Geok Leng) for a hearty dinner of bak kut teh!! Following that, I fetched the girls back, leaving Andy and I at McD’s Taipan to study from 9something till midnight for the rather devious and tedious subject of Human Communication.


That’s the kai keok (chicken legs) at the back of the pic as ordered by Esther. *shudders* And the yar chow kuai dipped inside the bak kut teh soup was so the heavenly, herbishly luscious.


Sarah and GL gave in to Esther’s demand for a typical lala “1, 2, 5!!” pose.

Okay since I have yet to complete my final chapter of my studies and it’s like 12.51am right now, so I’ll cut to the point of what I want to say. Something that made me incensed enough to want to waste several precious minutes of study time to blog.

Esther was telling her usual excitable stories till she came across this particular tale about her going to a taxi and uttered a single word that denote her destination, “Giant”.

Old uncle sized her up and asked, “Lu Melayu ke Cina?”. Esther went wtf, then told him she’s Chinese.

So she went inside and sat in the car and the uncle began to talk in rapid Cantonese to which Esther understood most but couldn’t reply in the language, so she mostly uttered “yaya” and other non-verbal responses to indicate agreement. It came to a point when the taxi uncle began to ask her whether her parents are Chinese, to which Esther replied her dad is pure Chinese while her mum’s a mix.

Then waliao started lah the taxi uncle scolded her for her inability to speak Chinese (can actually make a Youtube video out of this under the name “Taxi Uncle” and see how popular it could get, as opposed to the infamous “Bus Uncle” video), citing totally ridiculous stuffs in Bahasa Melayu so that she can understand it 100% like “lain kali jangan makan babilah kalau tak tau cakap Cina” and the like.

LIKE WTF. SERIOUSLY.

I feel majorly insulted and offended even though I wasn’t there, because like whey being totally racist and ethnocentric (ahaha started lah using Human Communication terms) is just isn’t logical, especially when you’re condemning people from the same ethnic culture as yours. I’m not saying that insulting people from other ethnics is correct - it’s just.. so fucking stupid?

Yeah why not start shooting me in the arse for being unable to zhiang hua yu you mind-boggling language-ist fuck. D: You, Taxi Uncle, sir, just won yourself a ticket to the faraway land called the 13th level in hell.

This is seriously the first time I’m hearing people so offensively insulting to people of their own race for not being able to speak their language. I’m not a proud banana, but hey at least I’m trying to improve.

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now you know, bloody banana.

somemore go eat bakuteh.

“lain kali jangan makan babilah kalau tak tau cakap Cina”=??????
seriously what the fuck is this?
ask esther reply him: lain kali jangan makan mcd lah kalau tak tau cakap English!

anyway, me with college friends visited a old folks home last saturday,
my banana friend was trying to comunicate with a only-talk-cina old man.
failed la of cause. i am the one be their translater.
then at the end the old man ask me” kui hai ngum hai yat bun guai lei ka?” which in english is.. is he a “japanese ghost? (last time during world war2 those who hate japanese used to called jap like that)

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then i replied him that my friend is a banana bla bla bla.then then started all the teguran..
“how can a chinese duno chinese”
“we should be proud to learn chinese”
“5000 years of chinese history….year 1blablabla year 2 blablabla…..”

the thing is, he said ALL THIS TO ME as my friend ran away years ago…
YES.. WTF YAO GUAN NGO SHI?
I AM TALKING CHINESE TO YOU LEH UNCLE?

fine nvm i respect him and pity him also la since he lost his mom in ww2 .

pengajaran: learn chinese.

hey if i write sumore maybe my comment longer than ur blog heh

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AHAHHA!! Stupid pic. Actually dam free someone bothered to conteng the banana and tie it a string and pose it and take a picture whatever.. assuming you didn’t do it of course. hehe.

wah you all quite free right visit old folks home and all. I mean look at us Metro-ians langsung no time to do charity and all that lol.

and LOL@your story.. ahaha if I’m your friend I also will run away since WWII haha kidding kidding, where got so mou yi hei wan. hehehe.

haha dunno why la all these old uncles so.. ultra-sensitive about their culture and language and dunno what la. hello this is 21st century, you think this is 5000 years ago pergi jumpa your ancestor in China in Han Dynasty and dunnowhat dynasty and see-pee-king Chinese to them la pan.

but i still think the Taxi Uncle is too bloody insulting. =___=

And hey, at least I’m making attempts to learn Mandarin wei. as in seriously learning, although these days really got no time. hehe.

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I feel like having bah kut teh now! :P

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im proud of being termed a banana cos even tho my mandarin sicks and my cantonese suck even more, not to mention that my hokkien suck double that of the other two, i fully enjoy being able to function as a multi-lingual in an english country! it’s kinda nice listening to chinese scream at each other (without them knowing that having me nerby means i understand every single word) and im kinda a translator for my friends as well.

go us multi-linguals, there’s no shame in being a ‘banana’.

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hence i say, “gua baba. cakap melayu saja.”

though i’m planning to go back home during chinese new year to say, “i know how to speak japanese/french/spanish, do you?” when they ask me, “NI HUI CHIANG HWA YI MA?” (they ask me that every year. wtf. i dunno one year, means i dunno the next also lah)

of course, i don’t know how to speak any of those languages, but neither do they, so i don’t really have to speak it, when they go, “oh, wo pu chi tau chiang japanese/french/spanish”.

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koyuuken: oooh next time try at the shop I mentioned there.. quite nice tau! Also reasonably-priced.. only had to pay RM8.50 per person hehe (after dividing it and all).

anon: XD I doubt I can consider myself multi-lingual as my knowledge in Chinese isn’t much. yeah it’s interesting to see sometimes how some people automatically assume that you’re completely dumb in Chinese when even knowing a little bit helps in understanding what they say.

ozzie: yeah!! XD If some stranger dares to disparage me for not being fluent in Chinese, I’ll put on a faux English accent and mention my apparent birthplace in London. Huhu.

I just don’t understand some people who discriminate people from their own culture =.=

haha, I used to learn the basics of Spanish but hangat-hangat tahi ayam onli as usual. Though now I know (slightly) useful stuffs like ‘j’ has a ‘h’ sound as in ‘cojones’ which means balls. lol.

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i love the british accent!

but i’m much better at american and apparently, now i speak really aussie =.=”

dowanlah. i hate the aussie accent.

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i love the british accent too, but then again I’m a sucker for all things accented as well :D

aussie oso okay what.. but sometimes a bit too pekat until cannot understand :p

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eh, one two five pose like japanese also wad. i guess all asians have the same pose. =.=”

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LOL yeah i think it’s copied from the japanese, but in Malaysia typically all the ah lians will do that kinda pose.. so the pic is more like mocking them

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