The chair wrecker

In: School

5 Sep 2005 1:10 pm

We began our EST Paper II (objective questions) with the assembly blaring their fucking noises (as usual) with the sole intent to disturb us fifth formers from concentrating on their exam. Thank god it’s an EST paper (should be easy, but it was somehow harder this time).

“During a terrible storm in January 1995, a huge chunk of ice as big as PUT ON YOUR TIE NOW an island broke off the edge of Antarctica and COME OUT HERE NOW floated away. Researchers have found the cause. As the summers got warmer I SAID COME OUT HERE NOW, [insert lala’s name], the top of the ice sheets melted…”

Yep, the perfect setting for concentration alright.

The two Bio papers were… demoralising after seeing smarties like Chee Hee answering with perfect ease.

So Shawn and Heng Li came over to my house to study Add Maths at about 3.30pm today. It didn’t go on well because I have:

a) Brandon
b) no proper table

with the former being the most annoying, as I discovered my door actually un-lockable by force. Then at about 6pm, after mum finally dragged him out of my room, Shawn, who was sitting on my comfortable chair-with-wheels, leaned on one side and… guess the outcome.

A resounding thunderous crash, with two broken wheels split cleanly in half. I’ve told Shawn if the chair ever breaks, the first thing we’d do is laugh at him first and demand payment later. Which I did.

Mum said “never mind”, but I demanded at least a half price (of about RM50) of that favourite chair of mine I always use while sitting in front of the computer. And I’m using some hard, totally back-breaking chair right now.

Heng went back at about 6.30pm, Shawn went back at 8.30pm after eating Ramli’s for dinner. Was feeling a bit sleepy, and tired -- this routine insane long hours of studying.

Something made me smile today as I went online. That nifty gmail’s new-mail notification popped up and I saw four distinct Chinese characters.

It’s Toshi XD Didn’t think he’d e-mail back after almost a month of absence of any reply, thought he might completely forget us by now. But as requested by him:

From: ?? ??
Date: Sep 5, 2005 12:56 PM
Subject: sorry!! this is toshi

sorry. i had a test it is important for me. so i studied hard.

but still now i have class in school & i have to go tocran school.

it is difficult for me to use PC.

&i cannot use msn messemger. sorry

how about maraysia. i wanna go to maraysia!!

My japanese life is soso (^^;; THe japanese girls don`t like me(T_T)www

hehehehe

by the way still now i have many homework may be i`ll die hehehe

please say my hello to malaysian friends and HAYASHI

Tell ffriends this E-mail

now i`m having class hehehe

OK!! byebye

Edit: For some funny shit, spanning various episodes of true encounter, click here.

6 Thoughts to The chair wrecker

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expectation

September 5th, 2005 at 9:43 pm

huhuh he didn’t email me. don’t know if i gave him my email add or not. semangatnye u all study. i slept the whole afternoon and eve >.>

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Clem

September 5th, 2005 at 10:28 pm

haha doubt you have anything to worry. You’re a smartie like Chee Hee! >.>

Anyway..I e-mailed to him mah. Twice, in fact. Which is why he e-mailed back.

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expectation

September 6th, 2005 at 12:03 am

chee hee’s a freako.
bad if u go better schools like SU or DU or whtever U, u’d say more smarter ppl than CH. it’s very very scary. >.>

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exp

September 6th, 2005 at 12:04 am

banyaknye typo~
*but if u go..
*see more..

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Clem

September 6th, 2005 at 10:58 pm

lol. I’m kinda thankful i’m in u8. Good friends and all..and at least I don’t need to feel that stupid. In this class.

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e7

September 9th, 2005 at 5:28 pm

yea yea…it’s our school’s standard too low la…

no doubt that all my frens in SU giler-giler belaka…

but at least this time we can try 2 compare our marks with those smarties in SU!

CHALLENGE THEM!

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