wtf at search engines’ keywords

Few hours ago, RB phoned me asking if I wanted to play CS (the common term for this particular activity is not CS, but “cc” which sounded awfully similar to “shishi” (Cantonese for urinating).

So heck, I went at 9.30pm to go with Andy and Jon, then off we went blasting away from our 4-2, 4-3 and 4-4s (see, I don’t know the names of them weapons so I’m using the buying term, ok?) at the various maps till an hour later. RB, Shawn, Ding and Kai Tzin were there earlier roughly almost an hour ago before us too.

I know my CS escapades sound completely uninteresting to the rest of you who don’t play it, but it’s kinda routine of me to particularly mention these things for my own reference in the future, in the event that I became insanely popular or that I am in fact in the lineage of long-lost kings so I can milk money out of these particular unlikely incidents. Huhu.

Since I’m running out of topics to talk about and most of you probably don’t play LostMagic for the DS (much less own one), I’ll leave it aside, apart from it being one of the hardest RPG games I’ve ever played. >_> It’s interesting, because you get to draw ‘runes’ (also known as magic lah) with the stylus to cast offensive and defensive spells. Bloody cool wei!

So my topic for today is: interesting keywords (a subjective matter) that made people stumble onto my blog!

4) “juara beach resort” (google.com.my)
It made me happy when people stumble onto my blog and find that their crappy browser (such as IE) crashes when they find themselves face-to-face with an infinity selection of beach paradise-related pictures. And a comprehensive review of this particular resort we stayed, which I’ll basically give a thumbs up.

So yeah, indirect advertising for you, JBR!

3) KIM CLEMENT.COM (search.yahoo.com)
I think that describes everything. wtf.

2) prostitutes in ss15 (search.yahoo.com)
This is very interesting, because I don’t know that our very own SS15 is an unknown secretive hive of illegal tender. Or maybe they’re in abundance, hence the desperados who are all tired of using their own hands.

1) nude party, party in nude [or any other variations thereof] (images.google.com, images.google.de, images.google.id, etc)

Damn wtf wei. I realised about this since several months back, but didn’t think it would be serious enough to take action, until recently. Basically I had a Christmas party entry with a particular picture (see below), and since last few days my blog has been getting insane hits with these stupid keywords (my blog is not a porno site, k!?), that I had to use a robots.txt file to stop Google and other search engines from searching my folder for images.

I suppose that’s for the best.

And unfortunately for Esther, I am terribly sorry that this particular image may or may not have resulted in her being the object of fantasy of various pervy guys/girls out there. :(

The following image and its original caption:

Esther, in a daring approach to model nude for the (un)coveted seafood, the si hum.

(Don’t worry, search engines won’t be crawling this site for images anymore, so I can post all I want. :))